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My joke resume that I made a month ago: http://cmdrtaco.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Joke-Resume.pdf http://cmdrtaco.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Joke-Resum
by cmdrtaco 15y ago
My joke resume that I made a month ago:
http://cmdrtaco.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Joke-Resume.pdf http://cmdrtaco.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Joke-Resume.p...
- cdibona 15y agoFor the record, I like this one better.
- cmdrtaco 15y agoWhatever resume gets me the best job is my favorite.
- aiham 15y agoYou only need one good one.
- loceng 15y agoWhat kind of job are you looking for, would make you happy?
- tathagatadg 15y agoYeah...cmdrtaco should write the job description he seeks, not the resume! His resume is the worldwide community of nerds he has helped grow ...
- jpdoctor 15y agoDear Mr Taco, Thank you for your recent resume. Unfortunately, we have no openings for any experienced slashdot.org's at this time. We shall keep your resume on file and will contact you should an opening arise. Yours sincerely, JP Doctor
- SeoxyS 15y agoThis is gold. Remove the references line, and you're hired instantly.
- yesimahuman 15y agoIt's to weed out employers that have to ask for references!
- steve-howard 15y agoRight, but the references line is implied. It's part of the process.
- markkat 15y agoDexter? Why didn't I know that? A2 here, but Hi5. I think this one is almost more effective. Maybe a mix between the two.
- human_error 15y agoThis looks more like a gravestone.