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They are still the 3rd largest economy in the world. Katanas would still be weird. Unless it's a mall ninja.
by kortex 4y ago
They are still the 3rd largest economy in the world. Katanas would still be weird. Unless it's a mall ninja.
- dylan604 4y agoDoes a mall ninja ride a Segway?
- RajT88 4y agoSure, as long as they have a bunch of knives and guns and swords and shit. The original "Mall Ninja" story unironically talked about wheeling around in a golf cart. It's a short stone's throw to a segway from there. https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
- dylan604 4y agoDoes the ninja need to be dressed in traditional ninja attire or can they cosplay as a mall cop?
- justinclift 4y agoTLDR. Some of the Mall Ninja's comments seem to have been prophetic though: > What good are the cops going to be if a shooter shows up at your > workplace??? How about your kid’s school, remember Columbine? I’ll > tell you what the cops will do, call the SWAT team and screw > around trying to locate the front door for 30 minutes, ... ;)
- wcerfgba 4y agoThis was hilarious, thanks for sharing!