And by avoiding absurdly-priced $15 avocado toast, that they eat all 365 days of the year for 109 years, they too could afford a $600k 1BR condo in a second-tie

And by avoiding absurdly-priced $15 avocado toast, that they eat all 365 days of the year for 109 years, they too could afford a $600k 1BR condo in a second-tier city -- just in time for the hospice nurse to deliver a "kind" bolus of morphine to prevent further expenses.