Anybody got a comparison chart or data for Excel handy to compare the “reality” of celebratory gunfire versus large hail thrown from the sky at our mushy little

Anybody got a comparison chart or data for Excel handy to compare the “reality” of celebratory gunfire versus large hail thrown from the sky at our mushy little water meat bags by nature? I seem to remember a storm here in north Texas at Mayfest in the 90s turning canopies into Swiss cheese…