Is this a higher level of sarcasm Im failing to detect? You cant make a circuit with one wire? People arent being caught, the rules are basic physics, ohms law

Is this a higher level of sarcasm Im failing to detect? You cant make a circuit with one wire? People arent being caught, the rules are basic physics, ohms law is taught to 14 year olds in high schools. We have Mechanical Engineer unable to fix a flashlight coming out of MIT.