An inspector refused to come look at our house because there is a power line near it. People are still afraid of electricity. It's funny because he probably use

An inspector refused to come look at our house because there is a power line near it. People are still afraid of electricity. It's funny because he probably uses a cell phone, drives a car, lives in his own house, uses a microwave, owns a computer, all situations in which ghasp electricity is close to his body! We're just glad we didn't actually hire him.