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No prob. Just remember, shoot them in the head, okay? Otherwise, you'll just embarrass yourself. After careful analysis of various sciences I have determined we
by tdavis 18y ago
No prob. Just remember, shoot them in the head, okay? Otherwise, you'll just embarrass yourself. After careful analysis of various sciences I have determined we have 17-19.5 days to prepare for Zombie Judgement Day. Don't fuck this up.
- mattmaroon 18y agoHmm, with the Brady Bill and all that, I'm not sure I can get a shotgun in that amount of time. There really should be laws allowing for looser gun control whenever Zombies are a near-term possibility.
- tdavis 18y agoI agree, but nobody ever said life would be easy. Baseball bats, golf clubs, these things work in the meantime. I mean, sooner or later your neighbor with a shotgun is going to get his face eaten, at which point you can grab his. Pistols work too (.45 or high caliber recommended) in the short term.
- einarvollset 18y agoWhat's wrong with a good old fashioned stake through the heart? I know commodities are falling, but fuck, lead is still pricey!
- tdavis 18y agosigh amateurs! We're talking Zombies here, not Vampires. Vampire Judgement Day isn't for another 287 days.
- mattmaroon 18y agoPlus I'm far too lazy to go around trying to trap them so as they cannot eat my brain while I experiment with stakes. I require a projectile for Zombie killing, otherwise I might as well just give up and join them.
- tdavis 18y agoDo that and the terrorists win. The zombie terrorists.