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Matt, I'm worried about you. I don't think your level of alarm is sufficient. When those buildings do start falling over, you won't be prepared! It basically go

by tdavis 18y ago

Matt, I'm worried about you. I don't think your level of alarm is sufficient. When those buildings do start falling over, you won't be prepared! It basically goes Dow drop -> Earthquake -> Zombies. Those of us who realize that are just trying really hard to help our fellow Americans by posting article after unsubstantiated article with our thoughts on how exactly the world is about to end. Stop undermining this important public service, sir!

mattmaroon 18y ago
Wow, I hadn't thought about Zombies. Thanks.
- tdavis 18y ago
  No prob. Just remember, shoot them in the head, okay? Otherwise, you'll just embarrass yourself. After careful analysis of various sciences I have determined we have 17-19.5 days to prepare for Zombie Judgement Day. Don't fuck this up.
  - mattmaroon 18y ago
    Hmm, with the Brady Bill and all that, I'm not sure I can get a shotgun in that amount of time. There really should be laws allowing for looser gun control whenever Zombies are a near-term possibility.
    - tdavis 18y ago
      I agree, but nobody ever said life would be easy. Baseball bats, golf clubs, these things work in the meantime. I mean, sooner or later your neighbor with a shotgun is going to get his face eaten, at which point you can grab his. Pistols work too (.45 or high caliber recommended) in the short term.
      - einarvollset 18y ago
        What's wrong with a good old fashioned stake through the heart? I know commodities are falling, but fuck, lead is still pricey!
        tdavis 18y ago
        sigh amateurs! We're talking Zombies here, not Vampires. Vampire Judgement Day isn't for another 287 days.
        mattmaroon 18y ago
        Plus I'm far too lazy to go around trying to trap them so as they cannot eat my brain while I experiment with stakes. I require a projectile for Zombie killing, otherwise I might as well just give up and join them.
        tdavis 18y ago
        Do that and the terrorists win. The zombie terrorists.

by tdavis 18y ago

mattmaroon 18y ago

Wow, I hadn't thought about Zombies. Thanks.

tdavis 18y ago
No prob. Just remember, shoot them in the head, okay? Otherwise, you'll just embarrass yourself. After careful analysis of various sciences I have determined we have 17-19.5 days to prepare for Zombie Judgement Day. Don't fuck this up.
- mattmaroon 18y ago
  Hmm, with the Brady Bill and all that, I'm not sure I can get a shotgun in that amount of time. There really should be laws allowing for looser gun control whenever Zombies are a near-term possibility.
  - tdavis 18y ago
    I agree, but nobody ever said life would be easy. Baseball bats, golf clubs, these things work in the meantime. I mean, sooner or later your neighbor with a shotgun is going to get his face eaten, at which point you can grab his. Pistols work too (.45 or high caliber recommended) in the short term.
    - einarvollset 18y ago
      What's wrong with a good old fashioned stake through the heart? I know commodities are falling, but fuck, lead is still pricey!
      - tdavis 18y ago
        sigh amateurs! We're talking Zombies here, not Vampires. Vampire Judgement Day isn't for another 287 days.
        mattmaroon 18y ago
        Plus I'm far too lazy to go around trying to trap them so as they cannot eat my brain while I experiment with stakes. I require a projectile for Zombie killing, otherwise I might as well just give up and join them.
        tdavis 18y ago
        Do that and the terrorists win. The zombie terrorists.