The good CTO: "Sybase is more expensive than MongoDB but provides better replication. Any thoughts?" The pointy-haired CTO: "I read that most sites are using

The good CTO: "Sybase is more expensive than MongoDB but provides better replication. Any thoughts?" The pointy-haired CTO: "I read that most sites are using the PHP these days. Why aren't we using that? We should get started adding the PHP to our project. MongoDB go burrrr"