Don't forget the bit where the FBI claimed that a lot of the seized money was physically contaminated with illegal drug residue, but we can't show you the evide

Don't forget the bit where the FBI claimed that a lot of the seized money was physically contaminated with illegal drug residue, but we can't show you the evidence because we converted all the physical seized cash into vouchers/deposits. But please trust us and we'd like to indict people on this evidence.