The suggestions here are so not 1337. The whole point of writing code is to show off how much smarter you are. During code reviews, you can teach everyone else

The suggestions here are so not 1337. The whole point of writing code is to show off how much smarter you are. During code reviews, you can teach everyone else a lesson; you’re basically doing them a favor by making them read your 1337 code. If they can’t read your code they aren’t your equal. Lame.