Excuse me, are you disparaging The Current Thing? Clearly, you have deep-seated issues or traumas that have ruined your moral compass. The Current Thing is so p

Excuse me, are you disparaging The Current Thing? Clearly, you have deep-seated issues or traumas that have ruined your moral compass. The Current Thing is so plainly and obviously virtuous, and people who do not support The Current Thing need to be fired from their jobs, lose their homes, lose their social standing, and become permanently unemployable. If Politician gets elected, then he will finally throw all those who don't support The Current Thing into jail, where they belong. Support The Current Thing. It's the right thing to do.