THANK YOU This is the post I wanted to write, but every time I sat down to start everything just came out as a stream of profanity, motivated by article after

THANK YOU This is the post I wanted to write, but every time I sat down to start everything just came out as a stream of profanity, motivated by article after fear-mongering article about how we're all screwed and you are probably better off just killing yourself right now. Everyone needs to reach between their legs, find their balls (real or figurative) and move on. This downturn/recession/doomsday isn't the end of the world; it's the start of an opportunity, if you ask me.