Eh, I know, internet literalism and all, but once something becomes deadly enough -- falling out of an airplane, going over Niagara falls, tangling with high vo

Eh, I know, internet literalism and all, but once something becomes deadly enough -- falling out of an airplane, going over Niagara falls, tangling with high voltage power lines -- I'm happy to call it "100% mortality" and chalk up the residue of survivors as "miraculous", instead of getting all "technically it's only 99.7% fatal...".