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If ants took us on one-by-one, they could rule the world.

• karaterobot 4y ago
  Jack Handey: > "I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands." Never fear, friend.
  • JoeAltmaier 4y ago
    They can poison your food, destroy your things, bring down your home. In the chaos, civilization would collapse. Ants don't have to kill us one-on-one; they just let us kill each other.
    • reidjs 4y ago
      Jack Handey was a ficticious humorous philosopher from Saturday Night Live. But you're also right.
      • pdabbadabba 4y ago
        I believe he is actually a real person! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey
  • lapetitejort 4y ago
    Mixing the two greatest philosophers of the 20th century, Jack Handey and Mitch Hedburg: Ants are great when you're angry and want to kill 2000 of something