Utterly ridiculous. Which young hacker in the history of the world ever picked a programming language based on how "hip," "cool" or "fun" a marketing site said

Utterly ridiculous. Which young hacker in the history of the world ever picked a programming language based on how "hip," "cool" or "fun" a marketing site said it was? Who the hell ever thought flashier site = better language? I mean... I am speechless. This may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Like, I try to flag it more, but it just unflags it.