Imagining you’re Jason Bourne? I don’t know, it would bring a little spice to my next night at the Drury Inn. Just imagine the look on everyone’s faces when I

Imagining you’re Jason Bourne? I don’t know, it would bring a little spice to my next night at the Drury Inn. Just imagine the look on everyone’s faces when I show up sporting my brand new tactical gear, slide my printout across to the clerk while bringing my finger to my lips and raising one eyebrow. Only after successful checkin has been accomplished will I motion my wife and kids to enter the lobby: “Foxtrot Alpha, we are GO for DEPLOY, I repeat we are GO!”