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Yeah, we'll need them to don tight spandex clothing and walk through a sensitive metal detector on the way to their chairs.

• mikkergp 4y ago
  Bend over and cough?
  • anonu 4y ago
    Not to spread rumors or anything, but this has gone over the top: > A chess grandmaster has become the victim of an online rumor that he used a sex toy to defeat the world champion. https://www.insider.com/chess-feud-hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-anal-beads-rumor-explained-2022-9 https://www.insider.com/chess-feud-hans-niemann-magnus-carls...
    • ncmncm 4y ago
      Satire is dead.
      • thatguy0900 4y ago
        It was satire. It was originally suggested on a streamers chat as a joke that the streamer laughed at. Noone took it seriously
• onychomys 4y ago
  Just make them walk through a really big electromagnet and hope that neither has a pacemaker.
  • linspace 4y ago
    What if the pacemaker is the cheating device?
    • mburee 4y ago
      Stop the heartbeat in morse code of the next move. Communicate with the device via blood pressure
    • kazinator 4y ago
      A pacemaker is cheating death already, so what is chess.
• hacym 4y ago
  They use metal detectors on them already.
• checkyoursudo 4y ago
  Surely competitive nude chess is a thing?