Clearly they want a deep husky voiced candidate, preferably with a few facial scars and a penchant for whiskey. They get into the office and before standup deli

Clearly they want a deep husky voiced candidate, preferably with a few facial scars and a penchant for whiskey. They get into the office and before standup deliver an intense wartime story about that one time they had a pull a bullet out with their bare teeth.