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Wife: Do I look fat? Me, speaking plainly and clearly, Yes Child: is the macaroni statue I made of you pretty? Me, speaking plainly and clearly, no, it's hoo
by xeromal 4y ago
Wife: Do I look fat?
Me, speaking plainly and clearly, Yes
Child: is the macaroni statue I made of you pretty?
Me, speaking plainly and clearly, no, it's hoorendous
- wombatpm 4y agoWife: Do I look fat? Me: Only when compared to this stunning macaroni statue. I prefer to dodge answers and let others argue it out
- nicoburns 4y agoHonestly, I wish people took this approach more often. Yes you look fat, and incredibly sexy. No, it’s not pretty, but I love that you’ve made a statue of me.