So (darkly) funny story: when I was like one of eight people with a pager (so to speak) on Instagram’s total stories served per minute/hour/whatever: there were

So (darkly) funny story: when I was like one of eight people with a pager (so to speak) on Instagram’s total stories served per minute/hour/whatever: there were a few of us losers who missed that the servers were more than a little stressed on a Tuesday, and it took especially long to find out because everyone else was doing one of the most important things they’d do all year: it was Valentine’s Day, of course there were a lot more posts than usual. Now we were all making 2 million dollars a year on the low end, so we were certainly compensated, but even then, nothing to brag about.