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I have a similar fun conspiracy theory, that Satoshi is actual an alien farmer that injected the whitepaper into its human farm to get humanity's tensor calcula
by colordrops 4y ago
I have a similar fun conspiracy theory, that Satoshi is actual an alien farmer that injected the whitepaper into its human farm to get humanity's tensor calculation capacity up, and now injected PoS to switch the capacity over to AI for some ineffable purpose.
- Drakim 4y agoSatoshi is actually a time traveling Roko's Basilisk creating itself. https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Roko%27s_basilisk https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Roko%27s_basilisk
- DennisP 4y agoIf you and your parent comment are correct, then anyone who owned bitcoin or ethereum before the PoS launch has helped out the basilisk, and anyone who didn't had better do something to catch up. Something besides buying crypto, since that phase of the basilisk's plan is complete.
- cwkoss 4y agot h e b a s i l i s k surely retained keys to the early satoshi bitcoins to fund a yet-to-be-known financial need.
- decadancer 4y agoWell I bought a fair shair of drugs with bitcoin so I'm good I guess
- mike_d 4y agoMine was always: "Everyone laughed at the young NSA intern Satoshi that he could convince the worlds criminal enterprises to open their financial books to the world."