“I was in ROTC in college. I was walking across campus and my camouflage instructor said, ‘Emo, I haven’t seen you in class for six weeks,’ and I replied, ‘I gu

“I was in ROTC in college. I was walking across campus and my camouflage instructor said, ‘Emo, I haven’t seen you in class for six weeks,’ and I replied, ‘I guess I must be getting good!’”