"In my client's defense, your honor, they were merely following essential protocol and delivering precious cargo. I now present exhibit A, the Double-Double — a

"In my client's defense, your honor, they were merely following essential protocol and delivering precious cargo. I now present exhibit A, the Double-Double — add mustard, add chopped chilies, add raw chopped onions — with a fry well done and a Neopolitan shake. Now, who here among us would deem such a prize unworthy of a little minor civil unrest?"