Any time now Edwin or someone else from Stripe who gets pinged when a story hits HN frontage will come in here and post some copy paste “pLeASe eMaiL me”-apolo

Any time now Edwin or someone else from Stripe who gets pinged when a story hits HN frontage will come in here and post some copy paste “pLeASe eMaiL me”-apology and then everyone can feel good about themselves again. But in the end nothing changes.