Can someone tell me how to successfully do a wash trade? because I frankly have no idea. If you fund it from your coinbase account, coinbase is going to tell

Can someone tell me how to successfully do a wash trade? because I frankly have no idea. If you fund it from your coinbase account, coinbase is going to tell the taxman about both your wallets... so no buerno. If you fund another wallet from a known wallet... the tax man can still see that. If you use Tornado cash, Coinbase is going to block it. I just don't think it's as easy as people think it is.