Cue Stan Freberg (do youself a favor and listen to the whole musical): """ Columbus: Hello there, hello there. We white men–other side of ocean. My name Christ

Cue Stan Freberg (do youself a favor and listen to the whole musical): """ Columbus: Hello there, hello there. We white men–other side of ocean. My name Christopher Columbus. Native: Oh? You over here on a Fulbright? Columbus: Huh? Uh, no,no, I’m over here on an Isabella, as a matter of fact. Which reminds me, I want to take a few of you guys back on the boat with me to prove I discovered you. Native: What you mean, you discover us? We discover you. Columbus: You discovered us? Native: Certainly. We discover you on beach here. Is all how you look at it. """