It is a little annoying to be elbowed in the nose accidentally by my Dutch customers, though. So, I created a joke. “Why are people in the Netherlands so tall

It is a little annoying to be elbowed in the nose accidentally by my Dutch customers, though. So, I created a joke. “Why are people in the Netherlands so tall?” “Genetic pressure. They have had occasional dike failures over the centuries, and the short ones drowned.”