If only the names were so plain. Usually they’re longer with the intention of being plain, then they become opaque acronyms: PPS stopped responding to UDMS. CM

If only the names were so plain. Usually they’re longer with the intention of being plain, then they become opaque acronyms: PPS stopped responding to UDMS. CMS is also down! No, not the CMS, the CMS is fine… CMS-the-service is down!