Thank you this made me laugh quite a bit. I would also add that if your child managed to eat trash, started crying and ran off into the woods within the 20s th

Thank you this made me laugh quite a bit. I would also add that if your child managed to eat trash, started crying and ran off into the woods within the 20s that it might take to put things into a rubbish bin, then you shouldn't be too worried because it seems to have the survival skills to live in the forest and outrun the meanest predators.