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Let’s uplift the cockatoos. They would probably make excellent starship navigators.
by pavlov 4y ago
Let’s uplift the cockatoos. They would probably make excellent starship navigators.
- oynqr 4y agoThey will fly into a black hole for the fun of it. While screaming expletives.
- pavlov 4y agoThat’s the trade-off. We can go to the stars with insane cockatoos who manipulate space-time and sometimes kill everyone for kicks, or we can stay grounded forever.
- ehnto 4y agoThey absolutely would. They are agents of chaos.
- ladyattis 4y agoThis sounds like a good idea for a cartoon to be honest.
- kylehotchkiss 4y agoEven better cockatoo action: when they decide to be a dog and run around barking
- madduci 4y agoOr coders. Leetcode for all
- ldh 4y agoCockatoo navigator: Hey, that's a neat-looking planet we just passed, let's dismantle it for fun.