I understood exactly what you were saying, but felt no compunction to respond to your implied point because, basically, I thought you were being a dick. And no

I understood exactly what you were saying, but felt no compunction to respond to your implied point because, basically, I thought you were being a dick. And now I know why. Because you read my comment as uncharitably as possible, and because of that, now I'm a bad person in your eyes who needs to be shamed or scorned. I'm honestly surprised you didn't accuse me of beating my wife in a rage when she doesn't return with the single 12 oz can of of 4.5% beer that I requested. And thanks for the lesson on gen-z slang. Out of curiosity, what are kids calling self-serious blowhards these days?