Oh, I know. That's why I was hoping I could just convince them to take my SS card or something in exchange for handing me the keys to my own machine. Needless

Oh, I know. That's why I was hoping I could just convince them to take my SS card or something in exchange for handing me the keys to my own machine. Needless to say, it didn't work. I did, however, make friends with the IT guy assigned to me who was hired the same day I was (same orientation). He sympathized :)