JSFiddle of this in 15 mins, with all the bugs included: https://jsfiddle.net/bmy7xzd6/1/ https://jsfiddle.net/bmy7xzd6/1/ I guess the "perfect" language would

JSFiddle of this in 15 mins, with all the bugs included: https://jsfiddle.net/bmy7xzd6/1/ https://jsfiddle.net/bmy7xzd6/1/ I guess the "perfect" language would have far less bugs.