Put your example on https://www.db-fiddle.com/ https://www.db-fiddle.com/ or http://sqlfiddle.com/ http://sqlfiddle.com/ or some other sql fiddle then we can al

Put your example on https://www.db-fiddle.com/ https://www.db-fiddle.com/ or http://sqlfiddle.com/ http://sqlfiddle.com/ or some other sql fiddle then we can all experiment with it and come up with leaner solutions. Just asking for mooar build in stuff just leads to bloated software.