Relevant Onion parody: https://www.theonion.com/note-do-not-run-until-fucking-queen-is-dead-or-people-1849511595 https://www.theonion.com/note-do-not-run-until

Relevant Onion parody: https://www.theonion.com/note-do-not-run-until-fucking-queen-is-dead-or-people-1849511595 https://www.theonion.com/note-do-not-run-until-fucking-queen... > LONDON—After 70[?] years as the ruling monarch of the United Kingdom and [CHECK HOW MANY COUNTRIES SHE’S IN CHARGE OF OR ELSE TWITTER PEDANTS WILL GET MAD] Queen Elizabeth died [PEACEFULLY OR PAINFULLY—COPY WHATEVER BBC OBIT SAYS] in [TK LOCATION] at the age of 89