Irregular slices... The "dad's joke" of my grandfather. I'm not sure my translation is good, but hopefully it is good enough. Granddad: Do you want a slice to

Irregular slices... The "dad's joke" of my grandfather. I'm not sure my translation is good, but hopefully it is good enough. Granddad: Do you want a slice to hold in one hand or in two? Me: mm... in two. Granddad carefully cuts a slice so thin, that it is impossible to hold it in one hand.