How's worst (or best) of both worlds - local shop (Lidl) makes you slice the bread yourself. You put it in the machine, pick thickness (obvs no option for what

How's worst (or best) of both worlds - local shop (Lidl) makes you slice the bread yourself. You put it in the machine, pick thickness (obvs no option for what you really after), it slices it and then you have to package yourself. Whole process takes eons (minutes), it's super fiddly and a nightmare with kids and you inevitably loose a slice or two. Would someone else slice it for me please, thank you very much.