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I'm selling carbon credits too, by the way. If you want to be absolved of your sins of pollution, just send me money and I'll email you an official Cyberdog Pla
by Cyberdog 4y ago
I'm selling carbon credits too, by the way. If you want to be absolved of your sins of pollution, just send me money and I'll email you an official Cyberdog Planetary Salvation Certification. It's very easy. I'll use all funds to plant trees or whatever, minus obligatory administration fees (don't worry about it). Just ping me with however many credits you need and I'll send you my CashApp tag or Dogecoin wallet address.
- vorpalhex 4y agoCan you throw in a Lordship of an EU country or name a star after me?
- HideousKojima 4y agoFunnily enough, someone did more or less what you did a few years back (but as actual fraud). https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/renewable-fuels-fraud-cases-expose-weakness-in-epa-program/2012/04/14/gIQAtGKbHT_story.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/renewable-fuels-f... A guy was literally making up RINs (renewable identification numbers) in a spreadsheet and selling them to companies as renewable energy credits. The only reason he got caught is because he was buying a bunch of sports cars and leaving them parked all over his neighborhood, leading his neighbors to assume he was a drug dealer.
- loeg 4y ago> I'll use all funds to plant trees or whatever, It's even dumber than that. You just have to promise not to chop down some existing trees that you would chop down in the absence of payments. Nevermind if you really would chop them down or not. Or if you've already sold the same promise on the same grove of trees to another buyer.
- UmbertoNoEco 4y ago