> human crontab That's good. Scrum manager as a crontab: Every week, scheduled per developer 1/2 hour: "[90%: How's your progress? Any blockers? I don't ha

> human crontab That's good. Scrum manager as a crontab: Every week, scheduled per developer 1/2 hour: "[90%: How's your progress? Any blockers? I don't have any updates on any blockers you may or may not have previously mentioned. Your dog is good? You have a dog right? I thought so. See you., 10%: The [CEO;CTO;COO] is pissed. The velocity is not on target. I'm not saying this to anyone in particular but I am saying this to all of you. There's going to be a retrospective and I'm not sure what we are going to say. Look I got another meeting. See you.]" Every Tuesday & Thursday: "[90%: Look I don't have much, you guys know what your working on I'm not gonna waste your time; 10%: The [CEO;CTO;COO] is pissed. The velocity is not on target. I'm not saying this to anyone in particular but I am saying this to all of you. There's going to be a retrospective and I'm not sure what we are going to say. Look I got another meeting, feel free to stay on if ya'll have anything to talk about.] Every other week, meeting scheduled with all developers: "The [CEO;CTO;COO] is pissed. The velocity is not on target. I'm not saying this to anyone in particular but I am saying this to all of you. There's going to be a retrospective and I'm not sure what we are going to say. Look I got another meeting, feel free to stay on if ya'll have anything to talk about."