I get my friend to cut the ads out of a newspaper I bought. Maybe I make a machine to do it. Now I read it. This is somehow immoral. Cutting paper I have in my

I get my friend to cut the ads out of a newspaper I bought. Maybe I make a machine to do it. Now I read it. This is somehow immoral. Cutting paper I have in my possession. Nah, that's insane, sorry. It speaks to a lack of logical thought processes.