Behold, my decentralized bank-inator (for kids)! I loved the banks as a child because they gave me candy suckers, but now I hate them because they won’t loan m

Behold, my decentralized bank-inator (for kids)! I loved the banks as a child because they gave me candy suckers, but now I hate them because they won’t loan me any money for my inators, and won’t give me candy suckers! I’ll show them! They’ll be the suckers now!