I appreciate all of your comments here, but let me just pause for a moment to appreciate the perfection of the name "Nature Valley Granola" for that failure mod

I appreciate all of your comments here, but let me just pause for a moment to appreciate the perfection of the name "Nature Valley Granola" for that failure mode. That's spot on for texture and appearance. And given the crumbly, dry vagueness that is a Nature Valley Granola bar, possibly for taste as well.