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My dog poops as though he requires 5 legs, an extra one to hold a gun at all angles to make sure nobody attacks him while he does his business.

• tkahnoski 4y ago
  Concur, my dogs stance always struck me as a "I'm vulnerable as h*ck while doing my biz".
  • suprjami 4y ago
    That's why your dog watches you while pooping. They're vulnerable, you're able-bodied and will spot danger first, so they take danger cues off you.