Ask HN: What praise for a book and author made you smile/chuckle?

I am in a library and was browsing books. I picked up one of the books, "Value: What Money Can't Buy" by Stephen Bayley and was reading the praise for the book and the author on the back of the book by prominent people. One of the praises, by Sir Terence Conran, in a quintessentially British way reads like this: "He has the attention span of an acid-crazed hummingbird hawkmoth, but when he craps, it glows" :)) I just couldn't stop laughing at this.