This is only legitimate as a prank ("Can you teach my kid Chess?") or as part of some elaborate Ocean's-11-style Rube Goldberg heist. Also for James Bond if th

This is only legitimate as a prank ("Can you teach my kid Chess?") or as part of some elaborate Ocean's-11-style Rube Goldberg heist. Also for James Bond if the fate of the free world is not at stake.