Legal is what happens when the other functions of your company throw an exception that you've got no event handler for. Its the default handler that returns a m

Legal is what happens when the other functions of your company throw an exception that you've got no event handler for. Its the default handler that returns a meaningless "An error has occurred" as your program crashes. If legal has to talk to your customers directly, your business is broken. Its an unrecoverable runtime error. Gurus are meditating.