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Funny, only today I tweeted these parody lyrics to “Welcome to 5G Networks” (a parody of a parody linked in https://twitter.com/rcarmo/status/156640288050404147
by rcarmo 4y ago
Funny, only today I tweeted these parody lyrics to “Welcome to 5G Networks” (a parody of a parody linked in https://twitter.com/rcarmo/status/1566402880504041472?s=21&t=rxwMmXIxYm5kLtAI-auz5g https://twitter.com/rcarmo/status/1566402880504041472?s=21&t...):
Welcome to 5G networks, please enjoy your stay
Endless discussions about the state of play
We’ve got endless features, some good, some weird
And lots of little quirky bugs that we’ve engineered
Welcome to 5G networks, log on and take a chance
You can have your phone roam or do the coverage dance
Your radio is abysmal, It’s… not optimized
But throw it up on 3GPP and we’ll call it standardized
Welcome to 5G networks, you’ll never feel alone
Debug chinese radios or inspect packets whole
Ericsson? Nokia? Which one do I choose?
Just pick a third party that has the least SKUs
Welcome to 5G networks, be sure to run your fiber
Duplicate an incumbent network at the whim of the regulator
We’ve got timelines and roadmaps and radio test plans
So you can bill for ringtones nobody wants
Edit: why the downvotes?
- psd1 4y ago> why the downvotes? That gets an instant downvote