Also, the depth of the inspections present in all of the JetBrains products make them absolutely incomparable to any "linter" setup or current LSP implementatio

Also, the depth of the inspections present in all of the JetBrains products make them absolutely incomparable to any "linter" setup or current LSP implementations. But, relevant to this topic, so too is it some unholy incantations to try and run those same inspections in CI, partially because I think that very concept isn't important to JetBrains and partially because of the indexing required by the JB IDEs that drive everyone starkraving mad as compared to the less intelligent editors that can load a text file in a super big hurry