Wow, that opening. Did she die waiting in the security line? "And since the TSA’s body scanners can only be used on people who can stand up, the corpse would h

Wow, that opening. Did she die waiting in the security line? "And since the TSA’s body scanners can only be used on people who can stand up, the corpse would have to be manually patted down." I don't know what would be worse: that, or being put through the baggage scanner.